yeah, i got over it :P anywaaays, i really need to go to guardian or watsons and get some shampoo. then maybe hello panda? i really just feel like holing up in my house and never going out again. good to be prepared. actually, now that i think about it, why should i be the one moping? why me? i didnt do anything! okay, so i take that all back. im not going to mope today. actually, maybe today i will just stay at home. cause i dont really feel like going out today. i'll just stay at home and watch that dvd that valentina borrowed me, and maybe read a book or something and inject some culture into my brain. what is happening to me? can you believe that yesterday i actually forgot the lyrics to rapture??? like what the hell. honestly. i need to stop being such a fool. and maybe i'll diy too...omg, i just had the greatest idea!

i was on fml just now, these are my favees :p

Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were,
but I didn’t think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they’re
like diapers for mommies. Now she won’t stop telling people that mommy wears
diapers. FML

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her
Facebook relationship status to “In a relationship”. Naturally, I changed mine
too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, “Really?! Who?!” She was
serious. FML

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up
with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The
main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup
email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

Today, I was walking out of a bar when someone grabbed me by the throat,
and slammed me against a wall, saying “Stop fooling around with my wife, because
next time - I’ll kill you.” I’m gay and haven’t been with a woman since 1985.
FML

Today, I went out with my boyfriend of more than a year, because he
said he had something to tell me. I told him I had something to tell him, too.
When we sat down in the restaurant, he told me to go first, and I looked at him
and said “I love you”, to which he responded, “I’m gay.” FML